WASHINGTON– In the event that Kamala Harris wins the presidency, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi gave the current vice president some much needed advice and showed her all the best spots to hide her alcohol bottles where no one will find them.
The seasoned drinker Pelosi took the younger boozer Kamala under her wing and let her know all the places where she’s been hiding her alcohol for the last five decades and also showed her how to hide being drunk while giving press interviews.
“If you take my advice, no one will ever find out you’re loaded,” said Pelosi to Kamala after they finished downing half a bottle of Vodka. “One of my favorite places to hide my bottles is down my blouse since no man’s been down there in years. Oh wait, that one might be a problem for you.”
Nancy Pelosi reminded Harris that even if someone finds one of her bottles of alcohol not to worry about it because they’re Democrats and the media will just cover for them.
While showing her all the best hiding spots, Pelosi began fighting with Kamala after the Democratic presidential candidate found one of Nancy’s hidden bottles and started drinking it.
