WASHINGTON– As the 2024 presidential race draws closer to Election Day, Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have unveiled their message to the American people that the only way they can fix all of the current problems facing the country today that they caused is if everyone votes them back into office for a second term.
Kamala Harris held a rally recently where she admitted that the state of the country is terrible thanks to her and Biden, and the only way to solve this national crisis is to put her back into office to finish the job.
“Our country is in horrible condition,” said Harris in a giggly voice, reading off a teleprompter. “The economy is in shambles, gas prices are through the roof, inflation is out of control, we have millions of illegal aliens entering into our country, crime is rampant, all thanks to the deplorable job done by myself and President Biden. The only way we can fix all these issues is to vote the culpable Democrats back into the White House to solve it.”
The sometimes black Democratic presidential nominee stressed that there’s no way she can fix the problems now, but she’ll totally be able to address all the issues plaguing the country in her second term.
The Democrats also released a new campaign slogan in an effort to get Harris elected, saying “Yes, we caused these problems, but we can only fix it next time. Don’t let Donald Trump get into office tomorrow or we won’t be able to fix today’s problems later on.”
