WASHINGTON– After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined the Republican Party, South Carolina RINO Republican Senator Lindsey Graham went on MSNBC to tell the world that he would be happy to take Gabbard’s place in the Democrat Party being that he is basically one anyway.
Tulsi Gabbard made the announcement during last night’s Donald Trump rally in North Carolina, leaving an empty spot in the Democrat Party that was quickly filled with numerous offers from a slew of fake RINO Republicans, including Graham, Mitch McConnell, Adam Kinzinger, and Dan Crenshaw.
“Oh my, it looks like my wettest dreams have come true,” said Graham as he licked his cracked lips on MSNBC’s Morning Joe program. “I know this may come as a surprise to some, but I’ve always been a Democrat. Now that Miss Tulsi Gabbard left a spot open in the leftwing party, I’m officially announcing that I would happily love to become an official Democrat. That’s if they want me. Now I won’t have to pretend anymore that I’m a conservative and I can now fully come out of the closet. I mean, metaphorically speaking, of course.”
Graham said his record of Republican failures speaks for itself, and that he has been secretly working behind the scenes for years trying to help the Democrat agenda by screwing over the American people.
The flamboyant senator also touted his proud record of all the times he tried removing President Trump from office, promising that he will continue to do everything he’s already been doing but just won’t have to hide it anymore.
