U.S.– Americans will now have to pay more to be able to find out what’s on other people’s minds, thanks to President Joe Biden’s skyrocketing inflation that’s now spiraled into a recession.
For years, a penny was all it cost to find out what someone had on their mind, but thanks to the Biden administration, getting into someone’s thoughts now cost $10.
“The current inflation has taken a toll on all aspects of the country,” said economist Bill Change. “Not only has the price of food and gas risen dramatically, but so has the cost of high-quality thinking.”
Reputable news outlet CNN stated on a recent program that paying more money to get into someone’s head is a good thing, claiming the monetary value of American’s deep thoughts have risen dramatically thanks to the flourishing Biden economy.
CNN later stated that people can save money by not thinking so much and just letting CNN do the thinking for them.
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has denied that the price of thoughts have risen, saying it has always been ten dollars for your thoughts and has never been a penny.
Within minutes, Wikipedia changed the phrase “penny for your thoughts” to “ten dollars for your thoughts” and then locked the page.
