WASHINGTON– Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president’s incompetence was about to start World War 3 and many political pundits and military strategists were trying to understand why Donald Trump would do such a thing, only to realize that Joe Biden is actually Commander-In-Chief.
While Biden led the United States closer and closer toward total annihilation, numerous leftist shills on late-night television gave their opening monologues lambasting Trump for putting the entire world in jeopardy with his current actions with Ukraine and Russia.
“Let’s just hope Trump doesn’t mistake the nuclear button for his luck and push it,” said host Jimmy Kimmel, totally glossing over the fact that Biden is in charge. “I’d hate to see what the next three years of the big, orange Trump will do to us.”
Many bots on Twitter echoed Kimmel’s sentiment, claiming Trump is a catastrophe and has America headed toward World War 3.
“That orange-skinned buffoon Trump is going to get us all killed,” wrote a random Twitter bot in reference to Biden causing worldwide havoc. “Whoever voted to let that Drumpf-tard Trump have control over the nuclear button is responsible for him blowing up the world.”
The View host Whoopi Goldberg went on a rant about Trump, saying that someone needs to send in the military to stop Trump from getting us into war with Russia.
“We wouldn’t be in this predicament if Biden were making the decisions,” said Whoopi, in total denial of reality. “Trump has me scared for my life.”
It was reported later that Biden is in fact the current president, not Trump, and had the most votes of any president in history. Many leftists said that Biden can’t be responsible for the impending world war being that he is the most popular president in history.
