OTTAWA, CANADA– Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world and flamboyant Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau has been spotted celebrating the monthlong event by wearing rainbow-face.
Not a stranger to painting up his face, Trudeau has been photographed over the years also wearing black-face, brown-face, yellow-face, and the even more out of place heterosexual-face.
“Happy Gay Pride Month, my fellow gay Canadians, I mean, you gay Canadians,” said Trudeau giddily in rainbow-face while giving a speech at a degenerate public nudity event. “The greatest month of the year is finally here, and I can’t wait to force the rainbow agenda down everyone’s throats. If, and I mean if, I were a gay man I’d be out there in the crowd right now with all the rest of you cute, hunky, burly, hairy guys having the time of your lives.”
Trudeau specified that even though he’s definitely not gay, he will be joining all of the naked homosexual men out in the crowd and grinding up against every one of them while listening to YMCA and a few musical showtunes.
Realizing that not enough people in Canada have accepted the gay pride agenda, Trudeau later stated that he will be mandating that all Canadian citizens also wear rainbow-face while out in public and kiss at least one unknown person of the same sex whenever around other people or else face a minimum sentence of 69 years in prison.
