U.S.– On a newly released episode of the prank show Punk’d, host Ashton Kutcher came out and told everyone that Joe Biden’s horrible presidency was just one big practical joke on both the American people and the world.
“Ha, ha, Americans, you’ve been punked,” said Kutcher during a Biden press conference. “Looks like we got you big time with this one. This was one of the biggest pranks we’ve ever pulled. We had Biden pretend to be president and do the worst job as commander-in-chief as possible.”
Millions of relieved Americans breathed a sigh of relief after finding out the news that a president couldn’t actually be as terrible as Biden, hoping since the joke has been revealed that everything Biden has destroyed can finally go back to normal.
“I was getting scared thinking it was real,” said a random American citizen in regards to the Biden presidency. “I feel a lot better now knowing this horrible nightmare is now over.”
Ashton Kutcher ended the show hinting that the next episode of Punk’d will involve Canada and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
