WASHINGTON– With Vice President Kamala Harris now saying she wants to end tax on tips after seeing the great response Donald Trump got when he mentioned it first, her and Biden began wondering what they were going to do with all those 87,000 IRS agents they hired to tax worker’s tips and other income.
Harris and Biden held a meeting to discuss where to reallocate the IRS agents who were hired to tax every penny out of American workers, saying they only need to pretend for the next few months until the election’s over that they’re going to end tip taxes.
“Joe, what are we going to do with all these IRS agents we hired to screw over the American people?” Kamala asked Joe while looking for his teleprompter to know what to say. “I have to win this election at all costs, even if that means stealing all Trump’s ideas and pretending that I’m going to implement them when I get into office, even though I’m not actually planning on following through with any of this.”
Biden reassured Harris not to worry because their Democrat voters are too stupid to know that they’re not actually going to get rid of taxes. Biden then told Harris that she can definitely trust him and that he doesn’t hold a grudge against her for threatening to remove him from office if he didn’t drop out of the presidential race.
At publishing time, Biden and Harris decided to just hide the 87,000 IRS agents inside of the Oval Office since neither one of them spends much time there anyway doing their jobs.
