WASHINGTON– After his own Democrat party performed a coup on him to remove him from the presidential race, President Joe Biden told CBS news that he’s not very confident of a peaceful transfer of power if the Democrats are successful at stealing the election from Donald Trump.
A visibly upset Biden read his forced statement from a teleprompter behind the CBS interviewer, saying that even though he got cheated out of the race himself, he doesn’t believe that Trump will give up as easily when he’s also cheated out of the White House in November.
“My Democratic colleagues felt best that I should drop out of the race,” said Biden right before going off script. “I gave up easily because I’m a weak, corrupt old man who’s too much of a coward to stop my own party from cheating me out of the race. But Trump’s a much more stronger and tougher SOB than me, so I’m not sure if he’ll be as much of a pushover as I was when I was cheated and replaced by an annoying, homewrecking, cackling communist.”
Even though the big guy Biden was still extremely irate that his own party ganged up on him to stage a coup to get rid of him, he says he has no choice but to toe the party line because that’s what he’s getting paid to do.
The Democrat party reiterated that to save democracy they had to perform a coup on the sitting president before rigging the election to get their puppet candidate into office.
