U.S.– As leftist rioters around the country continue to attack Tesla dealerships, CEO Elon Musk was forced to come up with an idea to stop them from burning them up and ultimately decided to disguise all the electric vehicles as Liberals.
With a colorful wig, medical face mask, and an “I Got Vaccinated” sticker now on every Tesla vehicle, confused paid protesters stood in front of the lot full of cars left with a conundrum of whether they were supposed to attack one of their own.
“So confused now, man, I’m a leftist, but so are those cars,” said a George Soros-funded protester wearing a “Fight Billionaire Oligarchy” shirt. “I was told these Tesla cars were far right, MAGA, Russian puppets, but they look exactly like me. Wait a minute. So, am I the bad guy?”
After having a brief moment of reflection, the large group of disillusioned rioters decided to just burn down the Tesla vehicles anyway being that they also hate themselves.
News media outlets later reported good news about the Tesla cars and trucks being burnt to the ground, saying it would have been a lot worse had they not been vaccinated.
