WASHINGTON– Always one to do things in the most enormous way, President Donald Trump recently sent out a cryptic tweet to his behemoth 86 million Twitter followers with a promise of huge news in the near future.
After a mammoth one on one interview with bulky CNN host Brian Stelter, Trump let the world know that all the huge rumors of him revealing a big secret are definitely true.
“This is huge,” Trump said on the Twitter tweet that now has a collossal 5,032,456 likes. “Huge news coming, folks. Follow me to stay tuned. It’s like I always say, the bigger the better. And what bigger person do you know that does things huger than I do? Rhetorical question, of course.”
Many gargantuan news analysts, including MSNBC host Rachel Maddow, state that Trump’s larger-than-life tweet about the so-called ‘huge news’ is nothing more than a ginormous ploy to gain more followers on his already sizable Twitter account.
After blocking huge YouTube star Mark Dice on Twitter, Brian Stelter took his massive aggression out on Trump’s even huger news.
“How big can it get?” Asked strapping Stelter while sipping on a massive mug of coffee on CNN’s Reliable Sources. “I mean, if this huge president believes that any future huge news is going to be bigger than this enormous coffee mug, then I’ll follow his substantial Twitter account myself.”
Gigantic rumors were circulating the past few weeks that Trump was set to reveal a jumbo teaser of huge news on his Twitter account. Some news experts, such as immense Fox News analyst Tucker Carlson, have been speculating that the monumental announcement is set to be revealed the big day before he starts his first majorly hefty campaign tour.
No word yet on whether huge reputable news experts believe that the huge news will be huger than huge Brian Stelter’s huge coffee mug and if so, whether the huge president will accept or block the huge follower.
