OTTAWA, CANADA– After winning Canada’s most legitimate election in history in a landslide, Justin Trudeau gave a heartwarming acceptance speech promising citizens that he’ll try to be a more sympathetic ruler whenever violating people’s rights or furthering the globalist Great Reset agenda.
Once he had his political opponents slaughtered for daring to run against him, Trudeau thanked his supporters for their help in advancing the new world order and also assured his detractors that he won’t hold anything against them when he has them thrown into concentration camps for their own safety.
“I’m so happy to have won this credible, unrigged election,” Trudeau said compassionately, dressed in a respectable green military uniform reminiscent of Fidel Castro. “I hear you when you say you just want to get back to the things you love, such as forced vaccinations, lockdowns, and COVID prison camps. I promise to lead Canada into the same wonderful utopia as the great Joseph Stalin did to the Soviet Union.”
While smiling and batting his long gorgeous eyelashes, Trudeau punched a 90 year old woman in the face and kindly asked her why she had voted for Erin O’Toole instead of voting for him.
“I pledge to be the nicest, most empathetic fascist oppressor in Canada’s history,” Trudeau said as he summoned for the police to start rounding up the unvaccinated and Christians. “I’ve already ordered my people to start decorating the COVID death camps with the cutest goose lawn ornaments.”
