WASHINGTON– RFK Jr. went into his confirmation hearing Monday with a lot of confidence, but his certainty was quickly abated after Congress started off the session with an announcement over the intercom that “This RFK Jr. confirmation hearing is brought to you by Pfizer.”
The announcement was made after all Congress members entered into the chamber surrounded by suspicious men wearing white lab coats, making sure that they gave full credit for the confirmation hearing to their main sponsor, drug and vaccine company Pfizer.
“Let’s take a moment to give credit to our sponsor,” said Senator Mitch McConnell at the beginning of the hearing right before the announcement was made. “Mr. Kennedy, we want you to feel confident that us senators will be as unbiased as possible in your confirmation hearing, even though we’re all bought off by big drug and vaccine companies and you want to take those millions of dollars away from us. But don’t worry, we’ll be fair.”
President Trump’s nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kept trying to state his case as to why he was more than qualified for the HHS position, but was interrupted every time he began speaking by another booming “Paid for by Pfizer” commercial announcement.
It was reported that the RFK Jr. confirmation hearings were also being sponsored by numerous fast food restaurants, fluoride companies, and many other large corporations that bribe politicians to keep Americans sick and fat.
