CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK– While giving a live interview with podcast host Jessica Tarlov on a recent episode of Raging Moderates, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction when her human skin suit slipped off, revealing her true reptilian form.
The incident unfolded as Hillary Clinton was discussing her latest book, Still Not President: Two-Time Loser. Sources say Hillary cackled a little too hard which caused a seam in her human suit to split at the shoulder, exposing her green scales, forked tongue, and slit-pupiled eyes.
“What’s the matter, Jessica, you look like you’ve seen a ghost?” Hillary Clinton asked a stunned Tarlov before hissing and spitting venom at the screen. “This interview is sure making me thirsty. I could really use a drink right about now. Maybe some kind of red liquid, extra thick. Hey, Jessica, you don’t have any young innocents, do you?”
After finally realizing what had happened, Hillary laughed off the mishap before pulling up her empty skin face and pulling it back over her head, with the former First Lady saying it’s an innocent mistake that has happened to everyone at least once.
“Who hasn’t had their human skin fall off their lizard scales at least once in their life, am I right, Jessica?”
Leftwing news outlets praised Hillary’s reptilian reveal, saying her revelation showed the world a human side of her that President Donald Trump will never have.
