WASHINGTON– Only minutes after voting to keep giving illegal aliens free healthcare, Republicans in Congress gave an angry press conference where they blasted the ridiculous bill allowing Medicaid to keep funding millions of people in the country illegally.
“Whoever voted to allow illegal aliens to keep receiving free healthcare should be removed from office,” said Senate Leader John Thune after he allowed illegal aliens to keep free healthcare. “Letting illegal aliens have free healthcare is a disaster and should have never been approved of. I’m really mad and really angry that we just did that.”
While his Republican colleagues all shook their heads in agreement that letting illegals keep free healthcare was stupid on their part, Senator Thune promised to get to the bottom of why the Republican Party that is currently in control of both the House and Senate can’t get anything worthwhile passed.
“This isn’t over,” snarled Thune with fire in his loins. “First thing next month when I come back from vacation, I’m going to write the sternest letter I’ve ever written addressed to myself demanding answers as to why I would approve of something so horrible and anti-American.”
Republicans said they were taking a month off to reflect on their bad decisions and would come back from hiatus just to do the same thing all over again.
