ORLANDO, FLORIDA– After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from Twitter X, Disney became embroiled in yet another controversy when a photo surfaced of their most famous character Mickey Mouse arm-in-arm with disgraced Jeffrey Epstein on the infamous Epstein Island.
Even though the Epstein client list was never made public, numerous photos of famous individuals on sex island have surfaced since the convicted pedophile’s death. A lawyer for Mickey Mouse said that the cartoon mouse was never on the perverted island and the photo of him walking with Epstein was photoshopped by Elon Musk as revenge for Disney dropping ads on Twitter X.
“This is revenge, plain and simple,” said lawyer Kipple McVastington in reference to the photo. “My client Mickey Mouse has never been to Mr. Epstein’s island of perversion. He has no interest in such things. Mickey loves working for Disney because he loves children very much. Oh wait, I mean he loves children in an innocent kind of way, not because he went to Epstein Island. Uh, yeah, that’s it.”
This isn’t the first time a Disney character has faced controversy. Just recently the wild tiger Tigger was arrested during a massive drug sting operation. Tigger was later released and cleared of all charges after telling the local prosecutor that he was a Democrat who hated Donald Trump.
After FBI agents visited the home of Mickey Mouse on suspicion of groping children while working at Disney World, the mouse informed the federal agents that he too was a Democrat who hated Trump. The FBI immediately cleared Mickey of any wrongdoing and later charged the numerous child accusers of propositioning the furry mouse.
I knew it. Dirty mouse.
That mouse always looked like he was hiding something.