WASHINGTON– Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey Graham after initial weather reports stated that Hurricane Helene was going to hit both Israel and Ukraine, but he was totally relieved once the hurricane veered its path and hit his home state of South Carolina where he is supposed to be representing.
Lindsey Graham went on Fox News to tell America how satisfied he was that the hurricane only damaged a few states in the United States instead of foreign countries thousands of miles away and has called on the Biden administration to quickly set up a hurricane relief fund for both Ukraine and Israel.
“Oh boy, that sure was a close one, Sean,” said Lindsey Graham to Sean Hannity, happy that both Ukraine and Israel were safe. “I was extremely nervous in the beginning when initial reports said Hurricane Helene was headed for Ukraine and Israel, but by the grace of God that hurricane hit the United States and destroyed our southern country. We couldn’t be any luckier.”
The South Carolina Senator said he plans on visiting both Ukraine and Israel today to assess the damages that almost occurred in those foreign countries and has already introduced a bill into Congress called the Israel and Ukraine Hurricane Relief Fund that will send another $69 trillion to help them recover from the catastrophic damage that almost happened.
“The United States doesn’t concern me, but we must help out our allies Israel and Ukraine,” said Lindsey Graham without the slightest remorse. “I’m calling on all Americans, including those who lost everything to Hurricane Helene, to donate as much money as you can to help Israel and Ukraine recover from the stress of almost getting obliterated by this hurricane.”
At publishing time, Graham’s hurricane relief fund for Ukraine and Israel had garnered bipartisan support from both Republicans and Democrats alike, which continues the trend of US politicians putting America last.
