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Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
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Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage
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Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
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Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis
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Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
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Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
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Kim Jong-un Creates Massive Hurricane To Showcase His Power
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un created a massive hurricane…
