Disney Fires Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse After He’s Outed As A Trump Supporter
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- Cancel culture has struck once again after famous cartoon actor…
Disney’s Mickey Mouse Under Fire After Photo Surfaces Of Mouse On Epstein Island
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- After getting boycotted due to pulling all their advertisements from…
To Satisfy China, ‘The Little Mermaid’ Movie Only 20 Minutes Long After Editing Out All Black Actors
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- In order to have their movie The Little Mermaid shown…
Trump Trolls Ron DeSantis By Picking Mickey Mouse As His Vice President
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- As the Republican primaries get closer and tensions mount between…
In Retaliation Of Florida, Disney World Relocates To More Suitable Epstein Island
LITTLE SAINT JAMES, VIRGIN ISLANDS-- In response to all the turmoil they've…
Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children’s Windows At Night
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Government officials in Florida are warning parents to be on…
New Disney Park Rule Requires Mickey Mouse To Grope Your Children At Gate Entry
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- In response to Florida's so-called "Don't Say Gay" bill, Disney…
Disney’s Tigger Arrested For Crack Cocaine In Florida Sting Operation
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Florida police have arrested 69 individuals, including famous Disney character…
Due To Backlash, Disney To Replace Seven Dwarfs From Snow White With LA Lakers Players
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- After pint-sized actor Peter Dinklage accused the children's classic Snow…
China Gets Trolled After Taiwan Makes Winnie The Pooh Their Official Country Mascot
TAIPEI, TAIWAN-- Taiwan unveiled its new Winnie the Pooh mascot yesterday in…
Scrooge McDuck Rushed To Emergency Room For Head Injury
DUCKBURG-- The world's richest duck Scrooge McDuck was recently taken to the…
Burnt Toast? Disney Pulls Recipe For Toast After Fans Get Burned Up
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After receiving numerous complaints and social media responses, the…
