GENEVA, SWITZERLAND– After the World Health Organization reported that a deadly bird flu had allegedly broken out, the WHO also confirmed that they had located the very first bird to have started the new viral epidemic just in time for the 2024 US presidential election.
According to the official WHO report, the infected bird is named Anthony Fauci and was apprehended by WHO workers while it was leaving a recent Congressional testimony in Washington, DC.
“Little Anthony Fauci is already responsible for the death of someone in Mexico,” said a WHO representative to news reporters. “We must take this new bird flu seriously and act now. Our anonymous sources believe this new avian influenza subtype will eventually make its way into the United States within the next couple months right before the upcoming election.”
The WHO rep said that it is a total coincidence that the presidential election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is almost here, but stressed the importance of everyone staying at home under another necessary lockdown and has recommended the US government to use mail-in ballots just to be safe.
Authorities are warning American citizens to stay away from the contaminated bird Anthony Fauci because it has been posing as a real medical physician, and not to take any of its medical advice or vaccines.
