WASHINGTON– In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, President Joe Biden has joined in on the holiday festivities by having the White House painted brown as part of his proud Irish heritage.
While fielding questions from news reporters, Biden showcased the big, beautiful brown White House and told the crowd of people that Ireland is part of his soul and that the color brown truly represents the long, tainted history of the Biden crime family.
“Nothing says St. Patrick’s Day like the color brown,” said Biden to the confused press corps. “On this Valentine’s Day holiday, we celebrate the great big fat man in the red suit who tirelessly brings children gifts every year while getting his pumpkin car pulled in the sky by a herd of Easter bunnies.”
When asked by Fox News reporter Peter Doocy why he chose the color brown for St. Paddy’s Day instead of the usual green, Biden was happy to enlighten everyone with how he came up with such a grotesque color.
“While my wife Jane was changing my diaper,” Biden started to say, “I looked down at the brown mess I made in my Depends and then it hit me. Once I wiped it off my face I then remembered how St. Patrick Star of SpongeBob brought coffee and chocolate to the people of Africa aboard the Starship Enterprise in the 22nd century.”
As soon as Biden turned around to walk away from news reporters, he looked across the lawn and asked his Secret Service agents why the White House was brown.
