PARIS, FRANCE– Two world dictators held a vigil in France on Armistice Day to mourn all the freedoms gained by the Allies in World War I and II, saying it’s sad that millions of people around the world have freedoms and promised to do everything in their power to make sure that comes to an end.
UK dictator Prime Minister Keir Starmer joined French dictator President Emmanuel Macron to grieve all the freedoms that world citizens are enjoying, vowing to solve that problem by taking away more rights of the citizens in their countries.
“I make this promise to you today, you blokes,” said Starmer while him and Macron stood inside of an armored military vehicle. “Starting today, I along with fellow tyrant President Macron, promise that we will solve the global problem of citizens having too much freedom by banning everything that our masters at the WEF deem dangerous to our one world government. I’m sure every one of my UK citizens would agree with me, because if they don’t, I will make sure they have plenty of time in prison to change their minds.”
Macron nodded his head in agreement while crying at the thought of so many people exercising their freedoms at that moment. The French despot added that they must act quickly before Donald Trump gets back into office and makes their jobs of destroying the world that much more difficult.
Toward the end of the vigil, Canadian dictator Justin Trudeau sent in a prerecorded speech to say he was sorry he wasn’t able to attend because he was too busy torturing the citizens of Canada.
