WASHINGTON– As Democrats continue to run roughshod across the US and massive crimes continue to be exposed, Republican lawmakers in Congress have escalated their war of words with their most serious admonishment as of yet, by threatening to write their strongest worded letter to date to discuss having an inquiry into holding a hearing to review a probe to contemplate an inquest into whether or not they should write an even sterner letter with much angrier words.
House Republicans led by Speaker Mike Johnson held an emergency press conference inside Capitol Hill to let everyone know they are extremely furious, issuing an ultimatum to the Democrats before they fire off their sternest letter yet.
“As God is my witness, we’re serious this time,” said House Speaker Mike Johnson as he scowled at the camera and pointed his finger menacingly. “Our Democrat friends on the opposite side of the aisle have been getting away with so many crimes, which is why the Republican Party is left with no choice but to threaten to write our strongest letter of all time where we will be discussing having an inquiry into holding another hearing to review our recent probe contemplating another inquest into whether we’re going to write another strong letter.”
With fire in his loins, Speaker Johnson stood silent for an entire minute just staring intensely into the camera as a way to show all the criminals in the country that the Republicans definitely mean business this time.
After the press conference, Johnson announced that Congress was going on a three month recess, but promised they would be working around the clock on their free time coming up with the perfectly worded letter once they reconvene.
