LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– In a powerful protest against President Donald Trump’s tough immigration policies, California Governor Gavin Newsom was arrested yesterday on felony charges after allegedly hurling a pair of his own women’s panties at a federal officer during a heated protest in downtown LA.
The bizarre confrontation unfolded outside a hastily convened press conference where Governor Gavin Newsom had been passionately decrying what he called “Trump’s overzealous federal intervention,” taking the protest to an unexpected level by reaching into his pants and somehow removing his frilly, purple women’s panties and then launching them at federal officers only a few feet away.
“Take that, you brutes,” said Gavin Newsom as he threw his panties at the officer like a girl. “You fascists think you can just come into my state and remove all my illegal voters. You Nazis don’t look so tough now after a real man threw his lavender, high-cut women’s panties at you.”
After his arrest, Newsom admitted he got the idea to hurl his panties from the man who was recently charged with a felony for throwing a sandwich at a federal officer.
Even though he was released from custody, the governor promised not to give up the fight against Trump’s dictatorship and said he’ll escalate the protest next time by throwing both his bra and stockings at federal officers.
