All Nude Dentist Office Is A Hit With Nervous Patients (NSFW)

AKRAT, COLORADO– Forget the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” rule. A nude dentist office in Akrat has banned all clothing in an effort to ease the anxiety that so many patients have when visiting a dentist office, making any oral work now a piece of cake.

The popular dentist office is called Balsak Naked Dentistry and the only rule is that both medical personnel and patients must remove all their clothing as soon as they enter the dental office, no matter how gorgeous or grotesque their physiques may be.

Head dentist Dr. Nathan Balsak came up with the idea of “naked dentistry” after he came out of the office restroom with no pants on and began working on one of his female patients.

“I noticed immediately how calm my patient was,” said unclothed dentist Dr. Balsak, DDS about the first time he worked naked on a patient.

“I had gone into the restroom to wash my sweaty scrotum before seeing my next patient, a 44 year old woman with a history of fear of the dentist. I forgot to put my pants back on and didn’t realize my error until I had already drilled a hole into the patient’s back molar and heard her purring.”

Dr. Balsak says that he has had a 150% increase in patients ever since implementing the no clothing rule. Many of those new patients are hardcore nudists who were never able to go see a dentist due to the rule of mandatory clothing.

“Of course we get all kinds of patients now,” he added as he helped a 62 year old male patient remove his pink bra and panties.

“The idea was started originally to help people who were afraid of the dentist, but now we also get men, women, and fat people who come in for their appointments right after coming from an Asian massage parlor/ nail salon next door and are just too lazy or obese to put their clothes back on.”

Naked dentistry has become so popular that, not only are more dentist offices jumping on the naked bandwagon, but other professions are also going naked. Many corporate offices and boardrooms are going naked, which makes sense due to the fact that most people imagine coworkers naked anyway to ease the burden of giving public speeches.

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