NEWARK, NEW JERSEY– As deranged Democrats stormed an immigrant detainment center in Newark, ICE agents inside of the building warned the detained illegal aliens that if they get out of line they would hand them over to the mentally disturbed, violent, unhinged lunatic, leftwing politicians.
Immigration officers showed a group of scared illegals the video surveillance footage of the Democrats outside screaming and punching ICE agents in an effort to kidnap the illegal immigrants, threatening to release the illegals to those demented politicians if they don’t behave while in custody.
“Please, señor, don’t send me out there.” said one of the detained MS-13 gang members in broken English to an ICE agent. “I’ll do anything you say, señor, just don’t send me to those crazy people. Look, just keep me inside of here or send me back to my country, but just don’t give me to those muy loco Democrats.”
While rabid Democrats stood outside of the building yelling and banging on the windows like bloodthirsty zombies, the frightened illegal migrants all ran and hid behind the ICE agents in the hopes that the disturbed politicians wouldn’t see them and then try to take them away.
The White House Press Secretary later reported that the illegal immigrant self-deportations were at an all-time high after President Trump’s message that anyone who remains in the country illegally would become the property of the Democrat Party.
