HOLLYWOOD– Famous American actor Kevin Bacon did a recent interview where he shocked the world by changing his last name to “Banana” after going vegan, saying that he couldn’t in good faith call himself Bacon any longer while preaching the evils of eating meat.
“Hello, everyone, Kevin Banana here, formally known as Kevin Bacon,” said Banana while eating a banana. “I just wanted to give all my fans a heads up that I will no longer be answering any fan mail addressed to persona non grata Kevin Bacon, and have already updated all my social media accounts to reflect my new vegan identity Kevin Banana.”
Banana said he has made numerous adjustments by removing any and all Bacon-related things in his life, including cleaning out his freezers of any leftover bacon, asking movie studios to update all his previous movie credits with the new name Kevin Banana, and posting TikTok videos in protest of anti-banana laws in support of the banana community.
After numerous people on Instagram and other social media sites questioned his motives, Bacon promised this was not a publicity stunt for an upcoming movie and that he really changed his last name to the word used to describe the elongated, edible, yellow fruit.
“Yes, I’m definitely a real Banana now,” wrote Kevin on Instagram. “And to prove it to all of you, here’s an emoji of a banana. 🍌”
Fellow celebrity Halle Berry has also gone through some life changes recently by changing her name to Halle Beef after giving up the vegan lifestyle and going full carnivore.
Well I’ll be damned.