WASHINGTON– After being called out by thousands of people on Twitter X for being a warmongering lunatic, South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham scoffed at his critics’ claims and defended his actions by saying he just simply wants to destroy the entire world.
During an intense interview on Fox News, Lindsey Graham addressed the concerns of millions of American citizens who have said that he only cares about starting wars in foreign countries and also for the way he responds to every single situation by wanting to use bombs and nukes.
“I resent the accusation that I’m a warmonger who loves violence,” said Senator Lindsey Graham as he shook his head in disgust at his own constituents. “How dare people label me as a warmonger, a warhawk, or a militaristic nutjob. Just because I want to bomb every single country in the world and destroy humanity doesn’t make me a warmonger.”
When pressed by the Fox News host at what he would do to all of the Americans who have labeled him a warmonger, Graham responded by calling for them to be nuked into oblivion. “I’m not one for violence, but I think any American who has called me a warmonger should be nuked off the planet.”
Graham ended the interview by telling the Fox News host that his line of questioning was inappropriate and then called for the entire news station to be bombed.
