SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA– An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken to social media to voice her frustration with Donald Trump after she purposely kicked a gas station pump due to the exorbitant prices that she claims are the fault of the former president, hurting her big toe in the process of her public meltdown.
Witnesses say the 29-year-old Democrat Vahgenal Yeeste “she/her” was seen repeatedly kicking a pump at a local gas station while screaming that Trump was to blame for stubbing her toe from the violent outburst.
“This is Trump’s fault,” screamed Yeeste as she massaged her foot. “Trump’s racist, misogynist, transphobic policies hurt my toe, and it’s his fault that these gas prices are so high now. There’s nothing that President Biden or Gavin Newsom can do thanks to the orange buffoon. But also thank you Biden for the low gas prices.”
Yeeste proved that her toe pain was Trump’s fault after posting a photo of the president from 1979 where he was eating a cheeseburger with extra ketchup on it.
“The extra ketchup proves Trump is on Putin’s payroll,” wrote Yeeste under the photo. “Trump is hated everywhere and any minute now the conman’s going to be arrested and sent to prison and my toe will be vindicated. Thousands of Twitter bots have confirmed that the walls are closing in on him this time.”
Yeeste went on another Twitter tirade moments later, saying Trump caused her nine cats to cough up hairballs and for also burning her toast and curdling her coffee.
