HOLLYWOOD– Due to the massive popularity of the first Cocaine Bear movie, Hollywood producers are scrambling to make a sequel to the surprise hit film and will focus on the bear’s struggle with his drug addiction and desire to seek help by admitting himself to a drug treatment center.
The first Cocaine Bear movie shows the bear becoming addicted to cocaine when he finds the drug in the woods of Georgia and ingests the entire thing, which was the impetus for his current addiction.
“My name is Bear, and I’m a drug addict,” said the bear in his first drug treatment class. “I’m here because I would like to seek help for my cocaine addiction. I’m kind of ashamed of the things my addiction has caused me to do, like murder countless humans as well as kill my wife and cubs.”
Although the first movie was more scary and graphic and focused on the bear’s violent response to ingesting 75 pounds of cocaine, the sequel will be more of a heart-wrenching drama and will show a softer side of the homicidal bear as he tries to beat his hardcore drug addiction while falling in love with his female counselor.
The movie costars a few other animals who have sought rehab for their drug addictions, including a heroin hamster who raped over one hundred other animals while high and a fentanyl fox who claims his habit caused him to commit multiple felonies.
