ATLANTA, GEORGIA– According to a breaking news report out of the world’s most reliable news source CNN, a new study has found that chicken farms are disproportionately made up of white chickens and don’t reflect the growing number of black and brown chicken populations.
In a serious breaking news report, CNN anchor Jake Tapper expressed his dismay at the racist lack of inclusivity on chicken farms across the United States and has accused Republicans of creating a war on chickens of color.
“Black and brown chickens are underrepresented on chicken farms in the US,” said Tapper as he ate a fried chicken leg. “The overwhelming amount of white chickens don’t properly reflect the diverse populations they serve.”
The report showed that chicken farms have a long history of discrimination against black and brown chickens and steps need to be taken to make chicken farms less white.
“How can a white chicken properly serve the appetite of a black person?” Tapper asked with a totally straight face.
CNN also pointed viewers to another legitimate study that showed the apparent lack of trans chickens in the workplace, saying roosters who have transitioned into chickens should be allowed to sit with the chickens and pretend to lay eggs.
