WASHINGTON– It’s the Easter holiday in the Kennedy home and RFK Jr.’s grandkids were disappointed once again this year after receiving yet another Easter basket full of raw steaks, raw milk, and beef tallow, after hoping that maybe this year grandpop would have given them some candy or other sweet treats like all of their friends get from their grandparents.
After receiving the heavy Easter basket full of healthy foods, RFK Jr.’s grandchildren put on their fakest happy faces and thanked their grandfather for the gift before taking them around back and then dumping the contents into a trashcan.
“Happy Easter and MAHA, my wonderful grandchildren,” said RFK Jr. as he began bringing the baskets out from inside of a very large refrigerator. “Grandpop’s got a very special treat for you guys and I know you’re going to love it. What better way to bring joy to your grandkids than to give them a 32-ounce raw steak on Easter morning.”
RFK Jr. emphasized the importance of being healthy and reminded his grandchildren that it’s never too early to start taking your health seriously.
“I fed my children raw steak when they were infants and look at how great they turned out,” said RFK Jr., waiting for one of his young granddaughters to drink the raw milk. “And don’t worry, honey. I made sure I put the raw milk in a glass bottle that has no dangerous chemicals like polyethylene terephthalate and bisphenol A. I’m sure you were concerned about that when you saw me bring out the bottle.”
As soon as he finished handing out the Easter baskets, RFK Jr. had his grandkids drop and give him twenty instead of having an Easter egg hunt.
