ANGULO, EL SALVADOR– Only hours after arriving at the maximum security CECOT prison in El Salvador, Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen had already become the property of one of the incarcerated MS-13 gang members and let all the other prisoners know he was owned by holding onto the pocket of his owner.
In the prison system, holding onto the pocket of another man signifies one’s submissiveness and subservience, oftentimes showing that you are also the sexual object of the owner as well. Sen. Chris Van Hollen wasted no time letting, not just all the other prisoners know, but as well as the entire world that he was a pathetically weak man who put dangerous criminals over law-abiding American citizens.
“I think I really like it down here,” said Sen. Chris Van Hollen as he held onto his owner’s pocket for everyone to see. “I know I only came down here to El Salvador for Kilmar Garcia, but now that I’ve seen there’s so many more of you wonderful, big burly gang members here, I just might have to stay here permanently. Daddy, is it okay if I get up off of my knees for a bit and walk with my feet?”
Van Hollen then posted pictures on his official X account of himself being humiliated even further after his dominant MS-13 owner allowed other prisoners to pay money to take turns cuddling with the submissive senator.
After seeing the good time Van Hollen was having being a gang member’s prison slave, numerous other Democrats began flying down to El Salvador to give themselves up to the illegal alien criminals they fought so hard to bring into the United States before the mean guy Trump deported them.
