WSJ Reveals Trump’s Secret Letter To Herbert The Pervert Discussing Deviant ‘Popsicle Parties’

Last updated: July 25, 2025 3:04 pm

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U.S.– In the latest political scandal that may possibly cause earthshattering repercussions, the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) has unearthed a never-before-seen letter from President Donald Trump to Family Guy’s notorious actor Herbert the Pervert, detailing their clandestine “popsicle parties” on a remote island in the fictional town of Quahog also owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

The WSJ’s bombshell revelation of a secret relationship between Trump and the elderly cartoon pedophile comes only days after the longtime newspaper revealed that the 47th president had written a birthday letter to sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Sources close to Herbert confirmed that the pervert was overcome with joy that he was finally getting recognition for his depraved lifestyle and later begged President Trump to release the Epstein files to prove that their popsicle bond was more than just about sweet treats.

The letter, dated July 2002 and scribbled on gold-embossed Trump Tower stationery, reads: “Dear Herbert, you’re the Candy King of Quahog! Our popsicle parties on Jeff’s island were YUGE—nobody churns a vanilla swirl like you. Those lollipop nights were better than any deal I’ve ever made. Keep the freezer stocked, my friend! — Don.”

Anonymous sources told the WSJ that Herbert the Pervert has been bragging about his reprobate behavior and would be proud to find his name on the Epstein client list.

Trump responded to the controversy by calling it “fake news” and vowed to sue the Wall Street Journal once again. When asked about his alleged relationship with Herbert, Trump simply stated that he wished him well.