GENEVA, SWITZERLAND– In an effort to help expedite his diabolical quest to take over the world, World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab had himself cloned with an exact replica of himself, only one-third his size.
Schwab’s minions have been reported as saying that the Mini-Me Klaus is even more ruthless than the original German economist, with many of his henchmen losing their fingers after trying to feed the diminutive clone.
“Yes, Mini-Me, we control businesses, politicians, media, and scientists,” said Schwab in a thick German accent to his little clone, getting the little guy up-to-date on his New World Order agenda. “Our ultimate goal is to reduce the population and then get them to eat the bugs and live in the pods. So, let’s do what we always do, hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good.”
While stroking his pet cat Mr. Trudeau on his lap, Klaus gave a televised speech to all the WEF young global leaders letting them know his tractor beam Preparation H was now fully functional and ready to pull in all the money the United States has sent over to Ukraine under the guise of aid.
“We will now be asking President Biden to send one million dollars more to Ukraine,” said Klaus with his pinky finger up to his lip as everyone laughed at the absurdly low amount of money.
After his number two man George Soros informed him that they’ve already sent a considerable amount of money to Ukraine and they should now increase it to trillions of dollars, Klaus put his pinky back to his lip and said, “Why make trillions when we can make…billions?”
