KEY WEST, FLORIDA– In order to not appear like hypocrites, numerous liberals vacationing in Florida are wearing disguises to hide their identities so no one will recognize them and then call them out for all the times they have bashed the Sunshine State and labeled it as a racist, fascist hellhole.
After calling Florida a far-right, fascist regime being run by Nazi dictator Ron DeSantis, tens of thousands of liberals escaped their blue state paradises and then headed down to Florida for vacation, putting on their disguises as soon as they got off their planes so no one would recognize them.
“I would never step foot on that transphobic, MAGA Republican, Florida dump,” wrote one California liberal on Twitter while sipping Margaritas on Miami Beach. “Ron DeathSantis and his band of Trumpie Republicans have destroyed Florida. I’m so happy I’m in California right now enjoying my freedom and abundant electricity with the best governor in the country Gavin Newsom.”
One liberal was caught on camera without her Groucho Marx glasses disguise and had her photo blasted all over social media. She was immediately lambasted by fellow lefties who were also in Florida but were pretending they were not.
“I was kidnapped and brought to Florida against my will by a group of fascist Trump supporters,” tweeted the woman after she was caught having a good time in Florida. “The last thing I remember was my kidnappers wearing MAGA hats and yelling at me that this is Trump country.”
Due to the seriousness of the woman’s kidnapping claim, the FBI conducted a full investigation into the incident by raiding every Republican’s home in the country, arresting and charging some random innocent people for forcing the Democrat woman to have to suffer the abuse of spending time in Florida.
