MARTHA’S VINEYARD– In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering fifty immigrants who were dropped off at Martha’s Vineyard, Barack Obama picked up where he left off inside the White House by attacking innocent civilians with his his trusty drones.
“There’s another illegal alien, fire at will,” said Obama, firing another missile and hitting a migrant as though it were a video game. “I moved out here to this affluent neighborhood to get away from all those lower-class cattle. You know the old saying, once a brown-skinned person moves into your neighborhood, they all start moving in.”
To be on the safe side, Obama phoned his old friend President Joe Biden and asked him to send at few extra drones just in case any other immigrants from Texas or Florida get the idea of moving into Martha’s Vineyard.
“And while you’re at it, Joe, maybe we should build a wall around this entire damn island,” said Obama nervously as he watched two young Venezuelan women with sleeping bags knocking on his front door. “Hold on, Joe, someone’s at the front door. Wait until they have my AR-15 shoved in their face. Castle doctrine, baby.”
At publishing time, Obama had killed every citizen of both Florida and Texas with drone strikes rather than opening up his $12 million home to any of the fifty migrants.
