MARTHA’S VINEYARD– Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of President Donald Trump, the Democrat-majority residents of Martha’s Vineyard quickly called in the authorities to have the foreign-born MAGA followers escorted off the island.
While holding up pro-Trump signs and chanting “USA-USA,” the immigrants were repeatedly screamed at by the local Democratic community and told to go back to whatever third-world country they came from.
“It was bad enough that we had these illegals show up at our door, but once we found out they were Trump supporters we knew they weren’t welcome here,” said Muffy Von-Sphincter, one of many angry liberals who reported the migrants to the FBI. “We can’t have those inbred MAGA Republican immigrants sullying our great little town with their brown-skinned white supremacy.”
Once the reliable FBI showed up at the scene, they proceeded to raid the fifty migrants’ backpacks and then confiscated all of their personal belongings, looking for any clues that the immigrants took part in the September 16 insurrection, eventually charging them with storming the local Martha’s Vineyard McDonald’s.
“We have reason to believe these domestic terrorist migrants stormed Martha’s Vineyard in an effort to overtake the island,” said FBI Special Agent Hung Overton while adjusting his women’s panties. “Florida Governor Ron DeSantis transported the immigrants here as part of a coup to overturn the totally legitimate menu of the Martha’s Vineyard McDonald’s and then declare former President Trump the president of the Martha’s Vineyard fast food restaurant.”
Once the migrants were sent to the gulags for taking part in the siege of Martha’s Vineyard, the Democrat majority residents cheered at all the progress they’ve made at helping to support and enrich minorities and other immigrants of color.
