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TORONTO, ONTARIO — Staring in disgusted silence as an immigrant squatted and…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
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Keir Starmer Warns Stopping Mass Immigration May Delay Destruction Of United Kingdom
UNITED KINGDOM-- Prime Minister Keir Starmer sent out a stark warning that…
‘Saar’ Replaces ‘Eh’ As Canada’s Most Popular Exclamation
TORONTO, CANADA-- According to a lengthy research study performed by the University…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
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Illegal African Migrant Becomes New Prime Minister Of Italy
ROME, ITALY-- An illegal African migrant who recently arrived in Italy by…
Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine
EL PASO, TEXAS-- After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down…
Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…
Biden Builds Border Wall Around Florida To Keep Freedom-Loving Cubans Out Of The U.S.
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden vowed to stop the sudden surge of freedom-seeking Cubans…
Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzales was arrested on…