ROME, ITALY– An illegal African migrant who recently arrived in Italy by boat was appointed as new prime minister of Italy after the current leader Giorgia Meloni was removed by a now majority African populace in the boot-shaped European country.
New Italian Prime Minister Sapele Hanyechukwu Ifeanyichukwu Torunarigha, who hails from Nigeria, was only residing in Italy for three days when he was voted in by the country’s migrant citizens.
According to statistics, illegal African migrants now outnumber original Italian citizens and Meloni was replaced with Prime Minister Sapele Hanyechukwu Ifeanyichukwu Torunarigha to better reflect Italy’s current majority African population.
“I thanks to all the people’s for the votings for me,” said Prime Minister Sapele Hanyechukwu Ifeanyichukwu Torunarigha in an acceptance speech after making Meloni his new wife. “In the words of Mr. American president Mr. Trump, I plans on the makings of Italy greatest again by the bringings of all my customs, peoples, and societies to my new country and then renaming Italy to Northern Africa.”
The new prime minister said his first order of business is to stop the mass immigration problem that has been happening under Meloni’s watch, starting with deporting all white Italian citizens by sending back to their country and then closing the border.
Prime Minister Torunarigha hinted that he may also compromise with the original Italian citizens and just round them all up and send them to live on the island of Lampedusa.
“They did not send their bestest peoples,” said Prime Minister Torunarigha, referring to all the original Italian inhabitants. “I will have my peoples building the border walls around Italy and then France will be paying for it.”
