EL PASO, TEXAS– After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down to the southern border in an effort to prove all of his detractors wrong, with the president saying Republicans have falsely claimed that there is an invasion of illegal aliens crossing into the United States on a daily basis.
While standing in front of an encampment of hundreds of illegal migrants, Biden assured the American people that everything was fine and to not believe your very own eyes because they are lying to you.
“There’s nothing to see here, folks,” said Biden as a few illegals shot at police. “Now that I’ve proven that there’s no illegal invasion of our western New York border it’s time for me to move along to a more important issue, like how many scoops of ice cream I’m going to have for lunch today.”
News media outlets backed up Biden’s statement that the southern border is very secure by pointing out that all those Fox News videos of illegal immigrants crossing the border have been debunked by anonymous CNN fact checkers.
Biden ended his Texas visit by promising to fix the nonexistent illegal alien invasion by sending another $69 billion to Ukraine
