HUNDRED ACRE WOOD– A major controversy has been swirling on social media regarding Winnie the Pooh’s unexpected removal of Eeyore from a recent Hundred Acre Wood meeting, as the anthropomorphic teddy bear solidified his ultimate power over all the other animals in the large Forest.
Eeyore was seated at the front of the table near Winnie when he was approached by Piglet and Rabbit, who both tried getting the reluctant Eeyore to suddenly leave the ceremony.
“Thanks for noticin’ me,” said Eeyore to Rabbit as the donkey was forced up from his chair. “My mistake again, Pooh. Thanks, but I’d rather stay here, but I guess nobody listens to me, anyway.”
As Rabbit and Piglet escorted him off the stage much to the delight of Winnie, Eeyore’s tail came loose and stuck to the seat. As the donkey reached down to grab his appendage, Winnie placed his bear paw over it and prevented him from doing so.
“I’m so rumbly in my tumbly,” said Winnie the Pooh while eating a whole jar of honey in front of fellow members of the party. “I wasn’t going to eat it, I was just going to taste it.”
The supreme leader of The Hundred Acre Wood licked the honey from his lips and then said, “Oh bother, I’m short and fat and proud of that.”
Numerous global political experts have surmised that the removal of Eeyore from the meeting was a symbolic message to the world that Winnie the Pooh’s power will not be challenged.
At publishing time, Winnie the Pooh had censored the story of Eeyore’s removal after thousands of memes began spreading across the internet of the bear being compared to the human president of Communist China Xi Jinping.
