HOLLYWOOD– Both fans and film critics alike are praising the trailer of the latest installment of the Scream franchise, which shows a more realistic portrayal of the current crime-infested condition of Democrat-run New York City.
The newest Scream movie is titled Scream: The Hunter Becomes The Hunted and follows the infamous Ghostface killer as he makes the huge mistake of looking for victims within the dangerous New York City streets rather than the usual safe, upper-class suburbs.
According to a spokesperson for the film, rich Hollywood executives decided to make the latest Scream sequel as more of a documentary, thus saving millions of dollars on expensive sets, wardrobes, and script writers.
“The entire Scream movie is one hundred percent real with no actors or fake blood,” said representative Arnold Horshack. “All the blood, gore, robberies, rapes, and murders were unscripted and spontaneous. The only actor we hired was the man who played the role of Ghostface, whom we had sign a contract that under no circumstances was he permitted to dropout of the film or we’d sue him and all his future generations.”
In the heart-pounding film, we follow Ghostface as he runs for his life while violent criminals chase him through dark alleys and abandoned buildings. Viewers will get a thrill at the numerous realistic scenes showing Ghostface getting beaten, robbed, raped, stabbed, and shot at by New York’s finest inmates released from prison by former Mayor Bill de Blasio.
Horshack said he gave both Governor Kathy Hochul and Mayor Eric Adams all the credit for the current violent state of New York, praising the Democrat politicians for the commendable way they let criminals take over the city.
“New York City is even more violent and war-torn than our writers could’ve scripted,” said Horshack with a chuckle. “It’s just a shame the actor who played Ghostface didn’t make it after having his throat slashed by a crazed meth addict on the subway. Oh well.”
The film opens in 2024 and Governor Hochul hopes the movie will help bring more visitors into New York City who want the full experience of what’s it’s like living under a governor who puts criminals ahead of law-abiding citizens.
