BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS– The fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 presidential debate with Kamala Harris has been awarded the JFK Courage Award for having the bravery to go on national television and let the entire world know that the former vice president was a RINO Republican who betrayed his country.
The fearless housefly defied all odds by landing on the Republican Mike Pence’s head during the televised debate in an effort to make it known that the former vice president wasn’t what he portrayed himself to be and was secretly working behind the scenes to have President Donald Trump removed from office.
“I’m deeply humbled and honored for receiving this prestigious award,” said the fly in a very high-pitched voice into the microphone while receiving the award. “I have a very keen sense of smell when it comes to sniffing out crap. And I knew right away I was dealing with a very big turd that was planning on fortifying the results of the stolen election. That’s why I tried sounding the alarm that Pence was a traitor RINO by landing on his head for the whole world to see.”
The fly went on to say that Mike Pence has become known as a traitor and a RINO to the majority of Republican voters for letting down his country by refusing to follow the rule of law. The insect also said Pence has been rewarded for his cowardice, but at the same time has ruined his political career.
It was later reported that President Trump had thanked the fly for its service to the country and would be honoring the little insect with a Presidential Citizens Medal later on this year.
