QUEENS, NEW YORK– After being invited into the country by President Joe Biden, millions of illegal aliens have been breaking into empty homes to find shelter, with one particular group of invaders finding a nice cozy spot inside AOC’s empty New York City district office due to the fact that she hardly ever spends time there anyway doing anything for her constituents.
The illegal aliens were a bit dismayed once they cleared away all the cobwebs and scattering rats to see the horrible condition inside Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez‘s dilapidated office, but were fairly certain that no one would find them there after looking at the calendar on the wall that was stopped at July 2017.
“I had better living conditions back in Guatemala,” said one of the illegal immigrants to another one who was massaging a photo of AOC on the wall. “This feels less like an American dream and more of a nightmare. This President Biden guy said if we came here he’d take care of us if we vote for him. He better get us nicer living conditions than this because my illegal vote is worth a lot more than this.”
The office of AOC has been empty for quite some time, being that the Congresswoman spends most of her time gallivanting around the country living as though she were a celebrity and also promoting her new book AOC: How I Went From Waitress To Politician And Then Back To Waitress Again.
After spending only three hours inside of AOC’s shabby office, the group of illegal aliens left in disappointment and tried crossing the border back into their home country, but were quickly seized up by Biden’s Border Patrol and shipped right back into the US.
