KIEV, UKRAINE– According to various sources, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was said to be extremely distraught watching thousands of leftists forget all about him to focus all of their attention and support on the current trendy thing of supporting the Communist Party of China.
Zelensky was said to be growing tired of the liberals’ new love affair with China that had suddenly started after they were told by various news media outlets and other sources that China was now good because Trump bad.
“MSNBC said I have to love China now because they’re against Trump,” wrote a woman on X with an attached photo of herself saluting the flag of China. “As soon as the news media told me that I have to now support China, I immediately put a China emoji in my profile after removing the blue and yellow flag of that other country I used to support, um, Uganda, or Ukraine, or something.”
Thousands of accounts started trending the hashtags “IStandWithChina, #SupportChina, #ChinaOverUSA, and #ChinaBestCountry, causing the little Ukrainian president to become enraged with jealousy due to losing his fanbase to something currently more popular.
“I’m special, I’m great, and everybody still loves me,” said Zelensky while going back and reading old posts from people when they still gave him attention. “What does China have that I don’t? I know, maybe I’ll ask President Trump if he’ll place tariffs on my country too. Maybe that will bring me the attention again.”
After Zelensky reported that he had captured Chinese soldiers who were fighting for Russia against Ukraine, leftists began attacking him on social media calling him a Nazi, fascist, Trumptard Magat, and a Russian puppet.
