BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Famous wordsmith and Twitter celebrity Chrissy Teigen has a warning to young people everywhere: “Don’t pluck off your mustache hairs like I did.”
The 35-year-old Teigen recently underwent mustache transplantation surgery to have her natural lip hairs replaced and was excited to show off her gorgeous new look to her millions of 13-year-old Instagram fans.
“I’ve been going through extreme mental anguish for two years over the loss of my natural mustache,” wrote Teigen in a caption under a before and after photo. “The doctors took hairs from off my hairy back and then replanted them under my nose, giving me my thick, hairy Freddie Mercury mustache back again.”
Although the surgery to give her a thick, lustrous mustache was a success, Teigen claims that her lip hair used to be even thicker and fuller than it is now post surgery.
“My loving hubby John, like, totally supports my new bushy appearance,” Teigen added in reference to husband John Legend. “In fact, my John says he may even go back to his old look and have all his transplanted facial hair removed. You’d never guess, but me and John looked totally different years ago. Shhh.”
Many young teen girls praised their hero Teigen’s new hairy face, wishing they had the money to undergo the same procedure, with many of them gluing dog and cat hair to their faces in an effort to look just like their famous idol.
Due to the success of her mustache transplant surgery, Teigen says there’s one other thing she had removed years ago that she plans on having transplanted back onto her body, which she’ll reveal with graphic, bloody pictures afterwards on her Instagram account.
Mr. Chrissy Teigen pees standing up.