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Mark Ruffalo: ‘If I Had A Son, He’d Look Like JoJo’

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Last updated: November 22, 2021 3:59 pm
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HOLLYWOOD– Hollywood star Mark Ruffalo weighed in on Kyle Rittenhouse being declared not guilty for shooting Joseph Rosenbaum, calling it an international tragedy and that JoJo reminded him of the son he always wanted.

“When I think about this young boy JoJo, I think about my own son, what’s his face,” wrote Ruffalo in a series of tweets mourning the loss of JoJo. “If I could turn back time I’d gladly trade in my real son, uh, whatever his name is, for my dearest JoJo. #JoJo #ILoveJoJo #LetsSwitchSons”

Ruffalo has come under fire from several Hollywood actors for failing to give up his own son for JoJo, whose criminal record seems to hold a near and dear place in Mark’s saddened heart.

“My main message to the world is that if I had a son, a real son, he’d look like JoJo,” Ruffalo said in the notable tweet. “All of us as Americans have to do some soul searching to figure out how this racist system can devalue black lives like JoJo. Rest in peace, my darling black son JoJo.”

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To help himself through the grieving process of losing JoJo, Ruffalo tweeted that he’s going to spend some time with his dearest friends Roman Polanski and Jerry Sandusky, whom he says are two wonderful people who he considers to be like the uncles he never had.

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  • Melinda Hunter says:

    It looks like Mark and Biden have a lot more in common than just an ugly face.

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  • Gary Coleman says:

    JoJo? Sounds like Joe Biden.

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  • Min Budd says:

    I’m waiting for Mr. “I’m much more virtuous than anyone else” Ruffalo to follow up on his Uber brave movie outing the sins of the 1970s and 1980s Catholic Church with a expose on public school teachers CURRENTLY sexually abuse children 100 times more often than priests during their worst 70s-80s time frame.
    How about, Mark, you self righteous blob. Do a real expose movie, why don’t you.

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  • Biden's Soiled Diaper says:

    Maybe all the Hollyweird celebs can go hang out on Epstein Island and reminisce about JoJo.

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