TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN– After seeing the United States and other Western nations suspiciously run to the aid of Ukraine, the leaders of Taiwan had the brilliant idea of flying Ukrainian flags all over the capital city in the hopes that NATO will come to their assistance to protect them from neighboring China.
The Taiwanese government studied the actions of western nations and noticed how they became extremely nervous once Russia had entered into Ukraine and got closer and closer to Hunter Biden’s gas company, drawing the ire of the president of the United States who vowed he’d blow up the entire world just to keep America’s dirty little secrets safe.
“We are calling this the ultimate game of 4d chess,” said Tsai Ing-wen, president of Taiwan. “Once we saw how the United States ran to Ukraine’s defense, we immediately placed the flags of Ukraine all over our country in the hopes that they’d also come to our aid now that China is getting ready to blow us off the map.”
Taiwanese officials said they have also placed a cardboard cutout of Biden’s son Hunter in front of a building with a handwritten sign that reads “Hunter’s Oil Business, Please Help Me Dad.”
Hundreds of confused bots on Twitter began to overload after seeing all the Ukraine flags flying inside Taiwan, not sure whether to support the country in an effort to keep up with all the anti-Russia propaganda or to denounce Taiwan for going against puppet master China.
President Biden weighed in on the controversy, saying, “The idea that China is going to eat Taiwan’s lunch is absurd. People said the same thing about China eating America’s lunch and look at where we are today. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go ask President Xi Jinping of China what he wants me to do next.”
