PALM BEACH, FLORIDA– After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox News program endorsing him for president, Donald Trump was quick to denounce the unwanted endorsement and offered his former useless attorney general a very large, delicious bucket of fried chicken if he’ll retract his support.
“I just heard that dumb, weak, slow-moving, gutless, and lazy Bill Barr just endorsed me for president,” wrote Trump on his Truth Social account. “I’m hereby offering lethargic RINO Bill Barr a bucket of his favorite fried chicken if he’ll retract his endorsement of me for president. Bill’s a born loser. And nobody can spot losers like I can. Trust me. MAGA.”
Barr seemed quite enthusiastic at supporting Trump at first, but the thought of giving up a bucket of crunchy fried chicken for what’s best for the country just didn’t sit well with him.
“It’s a tough decision on what to do,” said Barr in reference to accepting Trump’s offer. “Oh, who am I kidding? Yes, Mr. trump, I’ll accept your offer of fried chicken to drop my fake support of you. I hereby retract my support for Donald Trump and now fully endorse Democrat President Biden for president.”
Once the president heard that Bill Barr was now endorsing him for president, Biden was quick to counter Trump’s deal by offering Barr a week’s worth of ice cream if he’ll also retract his endorsement for him as well.
